Indians, duh. By the way, kudos to the Tribe for their superb psychological warfare!

But in case you don't want to watch baseball, watch the Mad Men finale at 10 p.m. on AMC. Or you could go to one of several shows I don't really care about—Fall Out Boy at the Schott, VHS or Beta at the Newport, Jason Isbell at The (still-hated) Basement...

By the way, I feel pretty dumb for calling Fall Out Boy future one-hit-wonders in one of my first assignments for the paper last year. Or maybe it's America's youth that's pretty dumb.