He will not be there

I agreed to be one of the judges for something called "YOUNEVERKNOW INC. & LTBS's Present: Columbus Ohio's Best Rapper Alive" tonight at Newport Music Hall, 1722 N. High St. I have no idea how it's going to operate, but I know I'm going to be interacting with the performers like on American Idol, and I think I'll be set up on stage with the other judges. If you want to witness this spectacle, tickets cost $8 (I know...) and the show starts at 10 p.m.