In a totally BS PR stunt, Michaele Salahi, the White House state dinner crasher, will auction off the gaudy, red, drape-looking scarf-thing she wore during the crashing. She will donate the money to Haiti's earthquake victims, but it's really a pathetic attempt at self-promotion. I guess that's what the "Real Housewives" are all about--shameless self-promotion...and being the worst people, ever.