Days after I ranted against the Halloween slutification of Star Wars, the crack staff at Cracked has compiled a list of 26 Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Exist.

It's hilarious that the punchline of an old Onion infographic actually exists with that Ninja Turtle outfit (accompanied above by a Sexy Finding Nemo). And, of course, there's a Sexy Darth Vader.

But you'll see some of those are wrong on so many levels. I know it's Halloween, slutty girls, but what are you thinking?