This Saturday, television funnypersons Tim and Eric are bringing their live show back to the Newport. What should you expect? Just watch this video!

A goof and a spoof on Jaws/Jaws II! Live music from Pusswhip Banggang! Wharf from Star Trek!*

I know I wouldn't miss it! In fact, I won't! Follow @BradAlive on Twitter for live updates

Want free tickets to the show? Of course you do, dumbass! See Page 33 in this week's issue of Alive for details on how to win. (Hint: It involves counting mustaches!)

Also, make sure you show up early for opener Neil Hamburger, whose feud with Axe bodyspray over their refusal to cancel an O.A.R. concert out of respect for the memory of the late Tom Bosley is the reason Al Gore invented Twitter.

* will not be there