Bradley Cooper wants you to be smarter, stronger and more charismatic. The actor (from "The Hangover" and "Kitchen Confidential," RIP) is featured in a new viral video that's a trailer for upcoming sci-fi movie "Limitless" parading as a commercial for a life-altering pill called NZT.

The commercial's comments give clues about the film's plot: "Side effects may include paralysis, psychosis, amnesia, extreme sexual appetite, brain damage, irreversible coma, homicidal blackouts and sudden death." Also: "Discontinued use will result in death." No thanks.