Translating important works of literature is a painstaking and time-honored task, equally rewarding and intellectually stimulating. Look no further than "On the Bro'd," an online translation of every sentence from the Beat Generation's backbone, Jack Kerouac's "On the Road," translated for dudes who call each other dude.

Par exemple:

"Dude was going super slow and stopped. We rushed up; dude said he could only take one; without a word Eddie jumped in and slowly rattled from my sight, and wearing my black North Face fleece."

The language is NSFW or small children. Neither are bros.