My dad recently got his first smartphone, and now he occasionally texts me long strains of emoticons. Luckily he doesn't yet seem to understand that he can use text messages for actual communication. But when he does, I'm sure something will be deserving of the genius site When Parents Text. Check it out. It truly is the most giggle-inducing site since Damn You Auto Correct.

My favorites from today:

Dad: Hi Me: Hey Dad: What do you want?

Mom: This is my very first text message. Itís for Jesus!