The best thing to happen to cable news since Fox News decided to change its coverage to "fair and balanced" is two new shows from "The Onion."

At 10:30 p.m. Tuesday, Jan. 11, "The Onion SportsDome" will premiere on Comedy Central, replacing ESPN as your best source for sports highlights. And "The Onion News Network" will premiere Jan. 21 on IFC, giving you awesome news clips like the one below.


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