M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj are too talented to do things like this.

OK, all of you gung-ho Madonna fans should just watch the video and not read any further. "Give Me All Your Luvin'" features M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj, who each only contribute eight bars of the song. I can't help but think that both of them are so far beyond being in a video like this; they both outshine Madge. M.I.A. doesn't even look like she wants to be there.

One look at the video's early YouTube comments shows that a majority of people think Madonna should just retire and let these other ladies and Gaga continue to rule the world. And if you aren't as annoyed as those commenters are that she's still around, just read what she said earlier this week about her overpriced concert tickets. She told Newsweek: "Start saving your pennies now. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I'm worth it."