Zero Charlie Sheen references in actual post.

The trailer for Morgan Spurlock's new documentary dropped online yesterday (you know Spurlock, he's the guy who did "Super Size Me") . "Mansome" is an exploration of men's grooming. It dares to ask the tough questions: Can manscaping ever go too far? Does facial hair turn on a dame? Is Zach Galifianakis hot?

With co-producers Will Arnett and Jason Bateman, this movie, which opens May 18, promises to be intellectually stimulating and entertaining, gualities that I hope the film concludes are the most attractive things a man can have; tanned taut cankles and razor burn are just sexy bonuses.