Making the big-timing blog rounds today is this music video supposedly by a popular North Korean pop singer who is dating the country’s leader, Kim Jong-un. You can read more about the song (which roughly, I guess, translates to "Excellent Horse-Like Lady") and their relationship, here, but really you’ll have more questions than answers after you watch. My stream of wtf-consciousness while watching the music video is as follows:
Do you think this is real?
Did I hear this song on a Disney ride once?
Wouldn't Excellent Horse-Like Lady make a great band name?
HAHA SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
Wait, that’s mean, right?
Sarah Jessica Parker is pretty in a nontraditional sort of… Is this singer horse-like because she is like a work horse in a factory?
What does the rest of North Korea’s top 40 songs sound like?
Is “excellent” to North Korea as “awesome” is to America?
Why don’t I know more about North Korea?
Someone should make a “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Korean Adventure,” no? Or at least bring back the word "excellent"?
Don’t you think she seems like more of a pony than a horse?
Why can’t I get this song out of my head when I don’t even know the words?