You should really read the first most awesome thing, though.

Comedian/national treasure Patton Oswalt is appearing on this week's "Parks & Rec" episode as a concerned citizen who filibusters a Pawnee city council meeting. NBC has presented this brilliant, uncut, 8-minute take in which Oswalt shares his idea for "Star Wars: Episode VII." Most impressive? The whole thing is improvised.

On any given week, this would be Patton Oswalt's greatest accomplishment. This week, it comes in second to this.