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Best Netflix movies to get the ax in 2014

Posted by Abernathy Miller | December 27, 2013 12:17 PM

If your New Year's resolution is to stop spending hours watching Netflix, 2014 might actually be your year.

Gizmodo, by way of Reddit, compiled a list of the best movies and shows the Netflix gods will be nixing in 2014. Here is what you're going to miss:

EXPIRING JANUARY 1, 2014

  • Dark Shadows (original from late 1960s)
  • Saturday Night Live The 2000s
  • Mr. Bean
  • The Kids In The Hall (This one is an outrage.)
  • The Rundown
  • Brick
  • Being John Malkovich
  • Back To School
  • Battle Of Britain
  • Born On the Fourth Of July
  • Braveheart
  • Body Of Evidence
  • Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
  • Man On The Moon
  • Lionheart
  • 1492 Conquest Of Paradise
  • Killer Klowns From Outer Space (What?! NOOOO!)
  • Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
  • FX
  • Do The Right Thing
  • Desperado
  • Up In Smoke
  • Can't Hardly Wait ("Denise Fleming is a tampon.")
  • Capote
  • Biloxi Blues
  • Seed Of Chucky (Where am I supposed to get my possessed-dolls-have-a-serial-killer-gender-creative-baby fix now?)
  • Jarhead
  • As Good As It Gets
  • In The Name Of The Father
  • Inside Deep Throat (documentary) You have to watch this one if you haven't yet. It's amazing.
  • I'm Gonna Get You Sucka
  • In Like Flint
  • Hard Target
  • Foxy Brown
  • Frankenstein And The Monster From Hell
  • Gallipoli
  • Half Baked  ("Abba Zaba, you're my only friend.")
  • Flashdance
  • 50 First Dates
  • For The Love Of The Game
  • The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas (This one infuriates me... Best Burt Reynolds musical ever.)
  • The Bad News Bears
  • The Russia House
  • The Secret Of Nimh
  • Revenge OF The Ninja
  • Roman Holiday
  • Rob Roy
  • Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back
  • Remo Williams
  • Requiem For A Dream
  • Quigley Down Under
  • Pumpkinhead
  • Platoon
  • Once Upon A Time In Mexico
  • October Sky
  • Mystery Men
  • The Skulls
  • Titanic
  • Ronin
  • Romeo And Juliet (1968) I guess I'm stuck with the Leo version.
  • Tales From The Crypt: Bordello Of Blood
  • Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight
  • The Woman In Red
  • Top Gun
  • Street Fighter
  • TNT Jackson
  • Serpico
  • Seed Of Chucky
  • Scary Movie
  • Running Scared
  • Troll II
  • True Grit (1969)
  • War And Peace
  • Talk Radio
  • War Games
  • We Were Soldiers
  • What Dreams May Come
  • Windtalkers
  • World Trade Center
  • The Private Life Of Sherlock Holmes
  • The Odd Couple (1968)
  • The Mask Of Zorro
  • The Great Train Robbery
  • The Faculty
  • The Dream Team
  • Best Of Times
  • Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
  • Species

I'm totally pissed about "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" and "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" getting axed. Not so much for myself, as I have both movies on DVD and VHS, but for those of you who might not experience the majesty of great cinema once you can't stream them. At least we still have "Arrested Development" to keep us warm though.

 

 

 

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