Columbus Crew and local ice cream icon announce partnership.

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Finally, Jeni's at Crew Stadium is a thing. I don't know why it took this long, but it did. (Always seemed a no-brainer to me.)

Anyway, the partnership was announced yesterday, and the first scoops will be served at Saturday's home game against Red Bull New York. You can also expect the Jeni's food truck at five games throughout the season, and Crew players will join the Jeni's staff for five occasions of guest-scooping.

Hopefully, a Crew-themed ice cream is on its way. Maybe, as Crew fan group MassiveCity FFC suggests, a spinach-flavored one?

Nah, nevermind. Bad idea, MassiveCity. You really are the world's worst. (That's a joke. For real.)