A: I have no f'ing idea!

A: Watterson football team implies tonight's opponent is chickensh--!

A: Halftime entertainment: Cock Fighting?

A: The chicken at the nearby KFC is really fresh tonight?

I spotted these two black cluckers this afternoon moseying along Calumet near Arcadia and just outside of the Old North High School football field, i.e. where Bishop Watterson plays all its home games. Yes, I did my civic duty and called the city's 311 line. How much eyerolling laughter I initiated after they hung up the phone I do not know, but on my return trip, the area was bird-free...guess they'd flown the coop!