I witnessed this frightening sight as I left work last week. That's a lot of birds!

In other scary news, I attended Monday night's Dime-a-Dog Clippers game on the very day that the "how dirty is the food at your sports stadium?" story came out. Still, at 10 cents apiece, cheap dogs are near impossible to turn down.

Doctored up with true Cleveland-style Stadium Mustard -- no, these can't compare to Dirty Frank's Classy Ladies, but they did manage to satisfy my twice-yearly craving for cheap processed meats.

--RJZ