This is my friend, Roasty the Hog.

He just completed a very successful diet whereby he lost a lot of weight.

Unfortunately for Roasty, his diet was called G.A.'s lunch--pictured here in the form of delicious hog jowl pizza!

Cruise the Ville is a silly fun yearly classic car show where live bands play and Weiland's cooks up a whole hog to feast on.

When I sell my novel, I'm going to buy this car.

Right now, I might be able to afford this classic car's hood ornament. Might.

Later that night, I went to a really great party so close to Schiller Park that you could see the actors taking bows after their play finished.

The lovely party struck a terrific balance between outdoor/casual and structured/sit down dinner!