Note: This blog post is titled after the eccentric, profane and pomposity-deflating chuckle-machine that is the calendar I was bestowed with on NYE at the Ace of Cups Envelope show (in addition to being a smart, funny rapper, Envelope's a great DJ; BTW, his "official calendar" claims that in 2012 "we're all going to die together"--it's a must!)

You've probably noticed I haven't been blogging lately, but of course my fearsome appetite has continued to unabatedly run on the high setting. Here's a few recent conquests.

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