I've had a bumpy couple of weeks. Don't ask!

Anyway, I'll spare you the gories, but suffice it to say-and heed this warning!-a shady youth spent addicted to fancy pastries will come back to haunt you. But prior to this recent excruciating period (of swallowing-almost exclusively-smoothies, soups, and pain pills) I had some fun.

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