Artist: Britney Spears Track: perhaps "Oh, Baby, I Need You. Bye."

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This song comes from PerezHilton.com, who described it as a "world premiere." Nothing in my arsenal or critical vocabulary can describe how bizarre this song is.

Sing along with these lyrics:

Everyday, Iím in a daze Looking for that someone And everyday, I sit and kneel and pray Oh, sweet love, can I get some? So why do you desert me, baby boy? I need your love right now! And if you desert me, baby boy Donít you leave me in your crowd

Talking Hey baby, what time you gonna get home? Oh, really? [Sigh] Alright, well, Iíll see you later, then Oh, wait Would you mind getting someÖ Yeah, when you come home Yeah, thatís it I love you too Bye

[Singing again] Some day when you see my face You will think that you have won And some day when itís all away Our love just begun So why did you desert me, baby boy? I thought that you, you were the one So if you preferred the other one She wonít bring you the sun(son)