The Wizard taught me many things:

5. In 1989, you could greenlight a movie about anything. 4. In 1989, people did. 3. Super Mario Bros. 3 was the most important thing in my life for about two years. 2. Parents love video games, as long as their child ends up in a futuristic game room called "Video Armageddon." 1. Warping can make you the most person alive.