Gov. Sarah Palin has come closer to the White House than anyone in history to use the word "fixin'." (This quaint phrase was dropped, of course, when she discussed the pending collapse of the U.S. financial market.) Her kids also have really weird names.

Thanks to this baby name generator, you can discover what people would call you if Palin were in charge. Example: John Ross = Rink Rebate Palin.

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