10. Guard dog attacks Elvis' teddy bear

9. Be a member of the mile high club every flight you take

8. No test, No class, buy yourself Bacheelor/MasteerMBA/Doctoraate dip1omas, VALID in all countries

7. Clickthrough to achieve recognition

6. Red Bull fur lhr bestes Stueck!

5. Tomorrowe we are invited to Frank's party

4. WARNING ! STOLEN BIOLOGICAL MATERIAL ! Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003! regarding Scarlett Johansson (actress)

3. Beautiful Women and Horses

2. $BEEOC2

1. Turn your handgun into a bazooka