Where is Clark Kent supposed to change into his tights?
10. Long lunch breaks
9. Phone booths
8. Keeping your drunkenness to yourself
7. Raising a lighter at concerts
6. Movie theaters
5. The modesty of countless high-schoolers
4. Standing in line. "What?! No, I'm standing in line!"
2. Pretending to run out of gas at Make-Out Point
1. The memories of Swedish lab rats