Where is Clark Kent supposed to change into his tights?

10. Long lunch breaks

9. Phone booths

8. Keeping your drunkenness to yourself

7. Raising a lighter at concerts

6. Movie theaters

5. The modesty of countless high-schoolers

4. Standing in line. "What?! No, I'm standing in line!"

3. Driving

2. Pretending to run out of gas at Make-Out Point

1. The memories of Swedish lab rats