OK, so it's not all peace, love and harmony in Goodale Park. Here are a few things bound to get under our skin this weekend.

OK, so it's not all peace, love and harmony in Goodale Park. Here are a few things bound to get under our skin this weekend.

People who BYOB

You know who you are. You get obnoxiously drunk, you leave your empties all over the neighborhood and, since open containers are illegal, you threaten ComFest's chances of getting beer permits in the future.

Parking

Dogs

A full day in a loud, hot, crowded park might sound good to you, but if your dog tags along, the poor thing will end up dehydrated and stressed.

Exotic pets

On the other hand, seeing an albino python wrapped around your neck will stress us out.

Bitching

No one cares that your band didn't get a slot. It's Community Festival, not Complaining Festival.

Patchouli-covered B.O.

Using this oil as a scent mask is similar to putting out a fire with a ladle of kerosene.

Littering

Pretending to care about the community for 72 hours a year

If drunkenly shouting "Happy ComFest!" with a mug full of beer effected positive social change, the world would be a very different place.

Public urination

Please do not confuse Victorian Village yards with port-o-johns.

Gratuitous toplessness

BTW, the body paint does not help.

Harshing my mellow