5. Any drink featured on a TV show

4. Something foreign-sounding and over-pronounced (example: ordering a mojito and making it sound like you're trying to cough something up)

3. A very common mixed drink, which you proceed to tell the bartender how to make

2. Asking for "your finest" or "your most expensive"

1. Any variation on "I just got back from a resort in the south of France and they made this lovely cocktail ..."