1. Goin' rogue

Far be it from us to speculate on what's on Sarah Palin's day calendar for, say, 2012, but when your political experience is an issue, perhaps making sure that you don't have any more of it by the next election isn't the wisest move, nor is quitting any job in the current economy. At any rate, the bizarre and gosh-darn-folksy speech she gave when resigning as governor of Alaska was priceless.