2. Embracing the Ed Hardy lifestyle

Learn this lesson from the Tale of Jon Gosselin. If you're going to go through a public separation from your hyper-fertile reality TV wife, what's the best way to make sure everyone thinks you're the douchebag? The much-younger girlfriend was a nice touch, but making those obnoxious T-shirts your official uniform really did the trick.

The Ed Hardy Boyz: The Case of the Missing Sick Belt Buckle from Jon Daly