Saia & Piatt's "When it doesn't stay in Vegas"
713 S. Front St., Brewery District
Smarmy? Sure. Kind of sleazy? You betcha. Lawyers: They have a way with words, don't they? Playing off Las Vegas' famously sly marketing campaign, Saia and Piatt want you to know that if you've got some troubles that did follow you home, they're here to help. Actually, they can help with just about all your legal troubles. This is the same firm that posted the memorable "Ohio's Scarlet Letters" billboard near the Franklin County Courthouse - with a party plate sporting the letters "DRUNK."
Runners-up: PBR art, Maker's Mark Christmas lights