If ABC is banking on "Scoundrels" for anything more than an early cancellation, they'll be going broke.

If ABC is banking on "Scoundrels" for anything more than an early cancellation, they'll be going broke.

The appropriately titled series follows a family of criminals whose ineptitude is only bested by their despicableness.

With the patriarch headed for prison, the West family mom (Virginia Madsen) has to make some changes. So she forces the family to go straight. To which her incarcerated husband cleverly observes, "She doesn't have the balls" to run the business.

Dialogue like that would be bad enough, but throw an obnoxious cast into this craptacular mess and you'll only be infuriated you watched the whole thing. I surely am.