As we were trying to figure out how to cover the Ohio State Fair this year, we hatched a wonderful, awful idea. What if we ate breakfast, lunch and dinner at the fair? Oh, and what if everything we ate was deep fried?

There's not much better than eating at the fair as an adult.

Unlimited funnel cake! Fried cheese for lunch! Nobody to tell you you're spoiling your dinner!

As we were trying to figure out how to cover the Ohio State Fair this year, we hatched a wonderful, awful idea. What if we ate breakfast, lunch and dinner at the fair?

Oh, and what if everything we ate was deep fried?

And so a group of kid-at-heart Alive staffers headed out in search of the greasiest, powdered-sugariest, most ridiculous fair-food options for each meal of the day.

As a fair warning, the fair diet is not for the faint of stomach. In fact, your stomach will be pretty pissed at you for a while, and you'll be craving salads for the foreseeable future.

While you're in the moment, though, it's glorious.