The List: 10 worst college mascots

8. Miami's Sebastian the Ibis

From the 09/01/2010 edition

First of all, Miami's team name is the Hurricanes. Instead, you go with this silly Howard the Duck wannabe? The reason is because the ibis is the first to reappear after a hurricane, but doesn't that make leading the Hurricane football team onto the field a paradox? Then again, I doubt anyone at "the U" knows the definition of a paradox.