The continuing debate over building an Islamic community center in downtown New York City seems to have endless arguments from both sides.

The continuing debate over building an Islamic community center in downtown New York City seems to have endless arguments from both sides.

Now opponents of the proposed center have a very strong rationale for why. Besides just sensitivity issues, it cannot be built because it would mean the terrorists have won. As one Fox News commentator believes, "That mosque is meant to be a monument to the great jihadi victory on 9/11."

Bill O'Reilly elaborated: "We don't want crazy jihadists celebrating a victory for the al-Qaeda, which they would do overseas. You know those crazy people would do it by an erection of this mosque."

We cannot build this mosque and give the terrorists an erection.

Because that, as you know, is how they make more terrorists.

But it's also a very good reason for why we must build this mosque. Supporters of building the community center say that by opposing its construction, we are reinforcing the false narrative that the West is at war with Islam. Opposition to the Islamic center is becoming a postcard of American intolerance.

We must build the mosque or the terrorists will get a hat e - rection.

Apparently, it's even a bad idea for pundits to openly discuss whether or not to build this thing. We should not talk about it, because if they hear us talking about it, they will at least become aroused.

So it looks like the jihadists are the only ones in this whole damn thing who can't lose. It doesn't matter what we do - which is why I propose the undiscussed, half-invisible mosque/downtown center. They won't know what we're doing or how to react.

See, one side says our weakness emboldens jihadis. The other side says our strength emboldens jihadis. How about we try a new system where we don't give a s--- about what they think. Why can't we do that?

I'll give you this example. It's like wondering what your ex-girlfriend would think about the drapes you and your wife picked out for your apartment.

No matter what pattern you pick, she's not going to like the drapes because she's f---ing crazy. That's why you're not going out with her anymore - and, for the record, you were the one who cheated on me, Sharon.

Look at it this way. When jihadis celebrate a victory against the West, they burn American flags. When jihadis angrily protest the West, they burn American flags. Did you notice the common theme?

The flag they are burning is ours. It doesn't matter what we do - we could promise to build them a giant flag incinerator in the middle of Washington, D.C. - and somehow that would make them burn flags, ending up as a Zionist conspiracy.

Why don't we just work on refining our palette so we don't have to worry about what the jihadists think, we just don't end up painting the overwhelming majority of Muslims with the crazy jihadist brush.