I could list comedian Chelsea Handler's accomplishments to impress you, but all you really need to know is that she's said this: "There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers."

I could list comedian Chelsea Handler's accomplishments to impress you, but all you really need to know is that she's said this: "There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers."

It doesn't matter that her late-night show, "Chelsea Lately," is one of E!'s most popular programs and that she made Forbes' list of 100 Most Powerful Women. She's funny and refreshing and doesn't give a Charlie Sheen meltdown that I think that.

This standup tour is less about the celebrities she tongue-and-cheekily pokes on the show and more about Handler herself. She will perform the set on Vets' stage twice in one night, which I hope she makes a joke about.