Products featuring mustaches are kind of like women who think Tom Selleck and his signature nose neighbor are sexy: They're everywhere.

Products featuring mustaches are kind of like women who think Tom Selleck and his signature nose neighbor are sexy: They're everywhere.

Looking to lighten up an office meeting? The boss will certainly appreciate those mustache pencils you found online.

Tired of boring extremities? Look no further than the mustache jewelry at Wholly Craft.

And what kitchen would be complete without a mustache chip clip from What the Rock?! What kitchen, I ask?

View the slideshow for some other mustachioed items sure to make you as cool as if you actually had your own crumb catcher.