Cradle of Filth's publicist described them as "arguably the most mainstream extreme metal act," which is kind of like identifying the powerlifter most likely to win Miss America. On the other hand, their costumes aren't really a far cry from Black Eyed Peas' "Tron" outfits at the Super Bowl, so who knows? Maybe moms worldwide will forgo that weak-ass "Dirty Dancing" remake and unleash a blood-curdling chorus of "Black as my heart!"

Cradle of Filth's publicist described them as "arguably the most mainstream extreme metal act," which is kind of like identifying the powerlifter most likely to win Miss America. On the other hand, their costumes aren't really a far cry from Black Eyed Peas' "Tron" outfits at the Super Bowl, so who knows? Maybe moms worldwide will forgo that weak-ass "Dirty Dancing" remake and unleash a blood-curdling chorus of "Black as my heart!"

Nachtmystium, who'll open Tuesday at the Newport alongside Turisas and Daniel Lioneye, reportedly slayed Carabar last year, so don't show up too late.