I wanted to like "Breaking In" because I liked Bret Harrison on "Reaper" and love Christian Slater in "Pump Up the Volume." Instead, I hated - hated! - this poorly executed, totally unfunny pilot. One character actually has the catchphrase, "Boom goes the dynamite." Yeah, it's that bad.

I wanted to like "Breaking In" because I liked Bret Harrison on "Reaper" and love Christian Slater in "Pump Up the Volume." Instead, I hated - hated! - this poorly executed, totally unfunny pilot. One character actually has the catchphrase, "Boom goes the dynamite." Yeah, it's that bad.