Top 10 Ralph Wiggum quotes ever:

• "It tastes like burning."

• "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"

• "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

• "It says, 'I choo choo choose you' … and there's a picture of a train."

• "Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

• "I bent my Wookie."

• "And when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life!"

• "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

• "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies, and then the baby looked at me."

• "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."