This drinking game will liven the party up more than losing 40 pounds did Jonah Hill’s career. Zing!
• Drink every time someone asks “Who are you wearing?” on the red carpet. That ought to get you started right.
• Take a shot and beat a dead horse if a red carpet commentator brings up Bjork’s swan dress.
• Social for every Whitney Houston or Jeremy Lin reference.
• Drink and fake an orgasm every time Billy Crystal makes a bad joke.
• Shed one tear every time you wish Ricky Gervais was hosting.
• Do a shot of whiskey and curse under your breath each time you see an actress politely clap after not winning.
• Every time “War Horse” wins an award, pet the nose of the person to your left and feed them a sugar cube.
• Drink every time you think, “Man, I could use a drink!”
• Drink and fake-fart if Melissa McCarthy wins Best Supporting Actress for “Bridesmaids.”
• Each time a winner's speech is played off by the orchestra, grab the drink out of the hand of the person at your right and steal a sip.
• Drink every time you confuse Meryl Streep with Glenn Close.
• Drink once for every Best Picture nominee you haven’t seen. Drink twice for every nominee you haven’t heard of.
• Drink and remember to call your mom every time a winner thanks a mother. She’s worried sick, and you never call.
• Sneer and shotgun a Mickey’s if the Clint Eastwood Chrysler Super Bowl commercial airs.
• Take a shot of Four Loko and jump on the couch every time Tom Cruise is shown staring down Katie Holmes.
• Take a drink of chartreuse and exclaim “Mon Dieu!” every time there’s a reference to Jean Dujardin’s Frenchness.
• Remove one article of clothing for each film you saw in the Best Costume Design category.
• Pour one out for Hollywood’s dead homies during the Oscar death montage.
