With beloved rapper Snoop Dogg announcing this week that he’s changing his name to Snoop Lion (and planning a reggae album!), we’ve got some other suggestions if Calvin Broadus ever want to change things up again.
Because spelling counts.
Snoop OS X Lion
The new Snoop operating system has more than 200 new features, including live streaming to your television.
If Snoop ever enters the Witness Protection Program and has to live in a predominantly white suburb and wear pleated khakis, we’ve got the perfect incognito name!
They sleep all day and often have the munchies. Enough said.
I can haz new identity? You canz forget my entire career of violent lyricz? LOLZ?! Dis s--- cray.
Big Baby Broadus
Ol’ Calvin Broadus should take a page from the master of the hip-hop name change, the late Ol’ Dirty Bastard aka Dirt Dog aka Dirt McGirt aka O.D.B. aka Ason Unique aka Osirus aka Big Baby Jesus.
In addition to a music career, he could spend time debunking online folklore and urban legends.
Lord Snoop Dogginnton of Compton Abbey
Snoop could finally get the crossover appeal with the PBS crowd he’s always so desperately sought.
This appeals to both indie rock fans and dyslexics.
You should totally check out Snoop’s awesome Tumblr.