Buckeye football games are already a good time, but why not make it better by turning it into a drinking game. Go alcohol! Here are a few suggestions, but feel free to come up with your own.
• Holding called on the Buckeyes: Take one drink.
• Holding not called on the opposing team: Take two drinks.
• Gratuitous cheerleader shot: Take one drink and a do cartwheel (or black flip if possible).
• Braxton Miller scrambles for a first down: Chug a beer while running around the living room, bar, tailgate, etc.
• Ohio State defense sacks the opposing quarterback: Take one drink and tackle your nearest friend.
• Ohio State defense incepts the ball: Steal someone’s beer and chug it.
• Urban Meyer scowls: Take three drinks, mutter obscenities.
• Opposing team scores a field goal: Take a shot.
• Opposing team scores a touchdown: Take a double shot.
• Ohio State records a safety: Do the Safety Dance. Anyone who refuses, or doesn’t know what the Safety Dance is, must chug a beer.
• Anytime Brent Musburger annoys you and/or says “folks”: Take a drink (warning, this may result in passing out before halftime).
• Anytime someone yells out O-H: Do not drink; it will result in alcohol poisoning.
• Zach Boren lays a devastating block for the running back: Shotgun a beer and crush the can on your head.
• Shot of shirtless, painted student in the crowd: Take a shot, remove shirt.
• Ohio State scores 24 points in the first quarter: Natty Light case race.