Shopping: Political products

By Columbus Alive
From the October 18, 2012 edition

Here’s a roundup of awesome political products available around town. Let me be clear (sorry), these are political products that in no way allude to our individual opinions on this election. How very political of us.

License plate frames, $15.50 each

Ohio is the most humble of the swing states.

Ohio Statehouse Museum Shop

1 Capitol Sq., Downtown

statehouseshop.org

Democrat and Republican cookie cutters, $4 each

We recommend these for the baking of our favorite cookie, the [redacted].

Ohio Statehouse Museum Shop

1 Capitol Sq., Downtown

statehouseshop.org

Political party dish towels, $15 each

Why wash your hands of your political opinion when you can use it to dry them?

Ohio Statehouse Museum Shop

1 Capitol Sq., Downtown

statehouseshop.org

Candidates’ vinyl masks, $15 each

For some reason, the Mitt Romney mask is discounted online and the Barack Obama mask is not. Conspiracy?!

Target.com

Whig party T-shirt, $23

For those who wish for a candidate whose platform is to oppose tyranny whilst wearing a powdered wig. Clearly the Whigs are the party that likes to party.

Skreened

2887 Silver Dr., Clintonville

skreened.com