Gag gum drink markers, $12
Buy it: Francesca’s Collections
108 Easton Town Center, Easton Town Center
614-476-6410
These things look like chewed up gum and stick to wine glasses or champagne flutes — and, we assume, cheap beer bottles, classy-pants. Your area funny girl will appreciate these.
Novelty soap, $10
Buy it: Bink Davies
668 N. High St., Short North
614-725-4588
Only best friends buy best friends crass hand soap.
Natural mica necklace, $158
Buy it: Thread
1306 Grandview Ave., Grandview
614-481-3090
The collection of Pluma’s handmade gem stone necklaces is seriously rockin’.
Tokyo Milk Dead Sexy lotion and makeup bag, $18 and $14
Buy it: Thread
1306 Grandview Ave., Grandview
614-481-3090
Tokyo Milk’s luxury lotion pairs fabulously with a matching cosmetics bag. But don’t take our word for it: This women’s boutique is hosting a night of shopping just for guys looking for gifts for their girlfriends or wives on Nov. 29 and Dec. 20.
OSU boot socks, $30
Buy it: LP Designs
642 N. High St., Ste. B, Short North
614-309-9972
Wear these leg warmers with tall boots and the Block O will peek out the top. They’re a must-have for the Buckeye babe who can pull together a sweet outfit as well as she can beat you in a game of football.