Check out our favorite fake superhero accounts.
Super powers: Never turning off Caps, venting like a drunk uncle
Weakness: Complete sentences
Daring feat tweet: "NATIONAL PANCAKE DAY! HONESTLY! IF YOU NEED SPECIAL DAY TO REMIND SELF TO LOVE PANCAKE! THEN YOU LIVE LIFE WRONG!"
Super power: Douching up Clark Kent's Nice Guy image
Weakness: Still kryptonite
Daring feat tweet: "Is it 'cheating' if you fly back in time and sleep with the younger, hotter version of your wife? Asking for a friend."
Super power: Dishing dirt about Gotham's finest
Weakness: Robin's puns
Daring feat tweet: "The cape and the cowl are to convey the idea of a terrifying creature of the night. The underwear and tights are because I lost a bet." AND "Alfred is watching Downton Abbey. AKA 'Batman Gets His Own Sandwiches for an Hour'Abbey."