Our favorite Twitter heroes

From the February 7, 2013 edition

Drunk Hulk

Handle: @DRUNKHULK

Super powers: Never turning off Caps, venting like a drunk uncle

Weakness: Complete sentences

Daring feat tweet: “NATIONAL PANCAKE DAY! HONESTLY! IF YOU NEED SPECIAL DAY TO REMIND SELF TO LOVE PANCAKE! THEN YOU LIVE LIFE WRONG!”

Jerk Superman

Handle: @JerkSuperman

Super power: Douching up Clark Kent’s Nice Guy image

Weakness: Still kryptonite

Daring feat tweet: “Is it ‘cheating’ if you fly back in time and sleep with the younger, hotter version of your wife? Asking for a friend.”

The Batman

Handle: God_Damn_Batman

Super power: Dishing dirt about Gotham’s finest

Weakness: Robin’s puns

Daring feat tweet: “The cape and the cowl are to convey the idea of a terrifying creature of the night. The underwear and tights are because I lost a bet.” AND “Alfred is watching Downton Abbey. AKA ‘Batman Gets His Own Sandwiches for an Hour’Abbey.”