If memory serves, the Buckeyes win this category every year with the inevitability of the Dowager Countess winning for the best roses at Downton’s annual flower show.
It would be easy for that contrarian minority to feel salty about the football Buckeyes claiming the Best Sports Team mantle yet again, but those people obviously hate fun.
They also don’t have much of a case this year — you go undefeated, you’re the best team in town. (Actually, it means you’re the best in the country, but that’s another argument for another day.)
Best sports team runners-up: Ohio Roller Girls, Columbus Crew