There are a whole lot of beer names out there. Some are great, some are utterly moronic. Here’s a list of 10 beer names. Some are real, some are made up — can you guess which is which? Good luck, and no Googling.
1. Doctor Morton’s Clown Poison
Inspired by Bobcat Goldthwait’s “Shakes the Clown.”
2. Dark Vader Imperial March Stout
Rebel Alliance got you down? Crack open one of these.
3. Panty Peeler
Hmm, a beer implying you might get lucky? That’s never happened before.
4. Big Butt Brown Ale
The beer of choice for Sir Mix-A-Lot fans.
5. Dog’s Bollocks
A beer that tastes like canine crotch? Count me in!
6. Milk of Amnesia Stout
Why don’t more beers taste like — and consist of — antacids and laxatives?
7. Bayern Face Plant
A beer name that forecasts exactly how your night will end. Kudos.
8. Hopsucker Double IPA
Hop puns are all the rage! Just like double entendres!
9. Ben’s Asthma
It doesn’t make a lot of sense, but it does make you want to drink it.
10 .The Big Lebrewski
“Hey careful, man. There’s a beverage here!”
Answers: Beers 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, 9 and 10 are real. We made up 2, 4, 8, but we expect royalties from any brewery that wants to use them!