ComFest is a wonderful place to do some people watching and see weird stuff. See if you can track down everything on this list.
Funky-colored boat shoes
Must be pink, green, blue or any shade of neon. No brown.
People bitching about the new mugs
Beer lines are a good place to start.
Long-hair pony tail with bald spot
Dads love Comfest too.
Painted boobs
Pretty hard to miss.
A hippie so stinky people move away
Patchouli + B.O. = ugh.
Devil sticks
Bonus points if you take one, throw it and say, “Get a real hobby.”
Watch a Gazebo Stage set
It’s worth it.
A big snake
The reptilian kind, perverts.
Talk to an art car person
They are awesome!
Sweaty, hairy shoulders
Touch at your own risk.
Hot dog
The animal or food.
Creepy kid
He may or may not like turtles.
Short potty line
Good luck.
Used Q-Tip
Easier to find than a short potty line.
Someone people-watching and snarkingly judging
I’ll be there Friday and Sunday.
Magic foodstuffs
More cops means less smoking.
Plastic cutlery
I never find any, can you?
Person Tweeting/texting/Facebook posting at Offramp Stage
Brad Keefe in the house?
Hippie with basketball skills
Hey, Bill Walton did it.
Giant concrete wedding cake
Hint: It has elephants on top of it.
