Beer-drinking can make even the most menial task fun (see: bowling), but did you know that there are some things that beer actually makes worse? We were as surprised as you.
10. Cursive handwriting
It’s bad enough trying to think back to grade school when you’re drunk, but some of those letters will definitely give you the spins.
9. Lawn darts
Beer and backyard barbecues go together. Beer and backyard games involving sharp projectiles do not.
8. Jump rope
It’s not about the difficult physical activity so much as how much beer you spill.
7. Assembling IKEA furniture
Or you just say screw it and turn it into a drinking game: one drink for each leftover part, chug each time you lose the Allen wrench.
6. Studying Latin
Et tu, Bud Light?
5. Doing your taxes
Here’s to your audit!
4. Texting your ex
It doesn’t matter if it’s hate-texting or sexting. It’s going to end badly, and you know it.
3. Making important life decisions
Included but not limited to: marriage, divorce, tattoos, naming children, elective surgery, career path.
2. Entering a no-peeing contest
Trust us on this one.
C’mon, bro. Call a cab.