Concert preview: Don’t confuse musician Calvin Johnson with football star Calvin Johnson

From the September 12, 2013 edition

With football season underway, Calvin Johnson, celebrated indie musician and founder and owner of influential label K Records, likely has to deal with at least a handful of people who confuse him with the Detroit Lions wide receiver of the same name — despite the obvious physical differences.

Unlike Megatron, however, the sardonic rocker behind acoustic tunes like “Obliteration Overload” never has to worry about causing fantasy footballers a game when HE CAN’T CORRAL A FREAKIN’ TOUCHDOWN GRAB. Not that we’re troubled by this, obviously.