With football season underway, Calvin Johnson, celebrated indie musician and founder and owner of influential label K Records, likely has to deal with at least a handful of people who confuse him with the Detroit Lions wide receiver of the same name - despite the obvious physical differences.

With football season underway, Calvin Johnson, celebrated indie musician and founder and owner of influential label K Records, likely has to deal with at least a handful of people who confuse him with the Detroit Lions wide receiver of the same name — despite the obvious physical differences.

Unlike Megatron, however, the sardonic rocker behind acoustic tunes like “Obliteration Overload” never has to worry about causing fantasy footballers a game when HE CAN’T CORRAL A FREAKIN’ TOUCHDOWN GRAB. Not that we’re troubled by this, obviously.